Human Fire Hydrants


when a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big -ss.
snl skit with bill hader and seth myers where stefon says a club twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants
when a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big b-tt.
i saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.
it’s when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut b-tter.
when i go into the city, i see human fire hydrant.
snls’ city correspondent stefon, defines a ‘human fire hydrant’ as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big -ss.
he looks like a human fire hydrant!

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