Collage a Trois
when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls…as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.
girl- why the h-ll do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?
boy- relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation
girl- i sent you thousands of pics…am i not enough for you?
boy- of course you are…i look at your pics everyday
girl- really? mine and everyone elses too, it seems!
boy- so what’s wrong with that!? i can jack off to whatever i want! is not like i’m cheating, i just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!
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