an individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.
friend 1: i miss my girlfriend so bad man!
friend 2: ok?
friend 1: i haven’t had some in a long time!
friend 2: ok?
friend 1: i’m about to go crazy man! i can’t handle this!
friend 2: yo! chill man! don’t be such a college bob!
friend 1: hey guys! we haven’t hung out in a long time! sooo how are the ladiiiies!??
friend 2: uuh.. i’m talking to this one girl.
friend 1: yeaaa my friend is gettin some!!
friend 2: chill man, your being a college bob again!
kevin’s mom: so michael, how’s college?
michael: not that great. i haven’t been studying as much. my gpa is like 2.5.
kevin’s mom: woah! that’s not good. you have to study more.
michael: yea, i’m definitely stepping it up next semester!
(mom walks away)
kevin: so what happened man, why you’re doing so bad?
michael: i’ve been partying so much man!!omg college is so awesome i love dorming! i lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to cl-ss with hangovers
kevin: dude! who you trying to show off to? don’t be such a college bob!
tiny person who whinges alot because they cannot see very well. if you try to sac them from their job they’ll bring legal action against you that ajith is so sh-t at his job but i cant fire him or the blind c-nt will sue me.
- 10 inch big bang
a pizza placed on the menu which acts solely as a front for gigolo’ing out the delivery boys. hungry guy: “yeah i’d like to place an order for delivery” fsp: “ok what would you like today” hungry guy: “i’ll take a 10 inch big bang” coworkers: -bust up laughing- fsp: “would you like that delivered […]
- 10 Inch Clit
what a tough woman has instaed of br-ss b-lls that woman talks like she has a 10 inch cl-t
to have an std i heard that he is out here buring b-tchs
- bridge sister
(incorrectly called quarter sister) the half sister of your half brother or half sister. sally is my bridge sister. she is not my blood sister at all. see, my half sister brenda and i have the same father. brenda and sally have the same mother. so, sally & i are kind of related through our […]