College Bob

an individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.
(example 1)
friend 1: i miss my girlfriend so bad man!
friend 2: ok?
friend 1: i haven’t had some in a long time!
friend 2: ok?
friend 1: i’m about to go crazy man! i can’t handle this!
friend 2: yo! chill man! don’t be such a college bob!

(example 2)

friend 1: hey guys! we haven’t hung out in a long time! sooo how are the ladiiiies!??
friend 2: uuh.. i’m talking to this one girl.
friend 1: yeaaa my friend is gettin some!!
friend 2: chill man, your being a college bob again!

(example 3)

kevin’s mom: so michael, how’s college?

michael: not that great. i haven’t been studying as much. my gpa is like 2.5.

kevin’s mom: woah! that’s not good. you have to study more.

michael: yea, i’m definitely stepping it up next semester!
(mom walks away)

kevin: so what happened man, why you’re doing so bad?

michael: i’ve been partying so much man!!omg college is so awesome i love dorming! i lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to cl-ss with hangovers

kevin: dude! who you trying to show off to? don’t be such a college bob!

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