college grove


hodunk little town near franklin, tennessee, where n-body lives, and cow-tipping is the norm.

the other day a friend of mine was talking to a girl who lived there, who said that they all loved to make moonshine and go out and chop snake’s heads off for fun.

now thats really depressing. there are literally three buildings in the downtown area and probably a population of five.

so pretty much don’t ever go there. ever.
cow-tipping
moonshine-making
shotgun sh-lls in the back of people’s cars
nothingness
headless snakes
college grove

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