College Poop


when you share a dorm room in college and you have to sh-t but don’t want your new roomie to know you just took a sh-t, so you take a quick one. hence the college p–p.

can be taken during a commercial break…3-5min.
“i was with sara, my new roommate, and i really needed to sh-t. so i took a college p–p.”

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