college tennant
to rent in the student district, and know that you’re going to get f-cked over by your landlord in the form of sh-tty maintainance and getting royally f-cked on your security deposit.
i knew i was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn’t allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)
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