Collingwood Free Kick
in the game of australian rules football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. so called because they are most often awarded to players of the collingwood football club. also, a free kick awarded to a collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.
collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a collingwood free kick anyway.
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