colostofuck


1. s-xual penetration of someones colostomy site. in rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. see sidewinder, ost-tute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. a despicable disgusting person. see colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, -ssbag

1. i always wanted to throw a good colostof-ck into jerry falwell. now that he’s dead though a necro-colostof-ck seems a bit much.

2. jerry falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostof-ck.

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