Colobag


short for “colostomy bag” (the bag you sh-t into when your body can’t do it normally). douche bag has become severely overused, so when somebody is worse than a douche bag, they’re a colostomy bag, a colobag.
did you see that guy with 3 popped collars acting like he’s the sh-t?

yea, what colobag.

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