Colon Contraction

when you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. the intervals in time get closer and closer until you can’t stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
i thought i was going to sh-t my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. regardless, i should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

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