when you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. the intervals in time get closer and closer until you can’t stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
i thought i was going to sh-t my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. regardless, i should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.
- lalala lovveee
a showcase extension of hairstyles from the 1800’s colonial era. popularized by british royalty and the founding fathers of america the coloni-tail has heavily evolved from it’s white wig aristocratic origins. picking up urban appeal on it’s way the “tail fashion” the coloni-tail is historic, insighfult, yet ridiculous. the current rise in the coloni-tail has […]
the day after tomorrow i have to go to a meeting nexterday the day after tomorrow. also known as two days from now. similar to lasterday student 1: when is our test, is it tomorrow? student 2: no, i think its nexterday. something you were supposed to get to yesterday, but didn’t. realizing it was […]
- Next Finger
when your on chatroulette, and your pressing next so much that you next an attractive person. girl 1: ugh can we be for real.. like i dont want to see your weiner.. girl 2: ya i know… neexxt girl 1: omg i accidentally just nexted that hot guy… girl 2: next finger… awkward
the act of two people facing each other and watching each other m-st-rb-t- at the same time. “since we can’t have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?”