Colonel Sanders
a chicken’s worst enemy.
g-d bless colonel sanders for his beautiful creation.
the colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. sanders was much like his communist counter part che guevera. sanders, originally from kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of kentucky’s finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old wally smith’s farm. smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. upon hearing this general mcdonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. general mcdonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint mcdonalds. colonel sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as kentucky fried chicken or kfc.
rupert: even here in england that colonel sanders cooks some fine chicken.
reginald:indeed he does.
rupert:g-d save the queen!
reginald:and the colonel too!
rupert:…
1. patron saint of fried chicken
2. inventor of the secret blend of herbs and spices
3. creator of kfc
every day i thank the lord that colonel sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.
founder of the kentucky fried chicken empire, now known as kfc. g-d bless you, colonel, with sincere best wishes.
colonel sanders is god.
the reason why a lot of black people join the army….they want to meet their hero colonel sanders of kfc
yo i love this chicken so much im gonna join the army to suck colonel sanders’ d-ck.
a person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.
man i don’t feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having colon el sanders prepare my meals.
the “colonel sanders” is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral s-x. you c-m above her upper lip and make a mustache. then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.
there are a couple variations to this:
a “colonel sanders with a pearl tooth” is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little c-m on her front tooth.
a “colonel sanders with a monacle” is the above action and you put the last bit of c-m in her eye.
he wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the colonel sanders last night.
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