Colonic Apocalypse


1. a sh-t so m-ssive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an -n-l prolapse.

2. when one’s defecation is of biblical proportions.
john: “d-mn, derek’s ‘cayan chili macaroni and cheese’ concoction just gave me a colonic apocalypse…”

mike: “should i call 911?”

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