a temporary color spray. jerome russell makes some good ones. they can be found at walgreens pharmacy. but be careful on what your spraying it on, it can get on your clothes, brush, backpack. anything. don’t touch your hair when you spray it because it’ll get on your hands. it’s a b-tch to clean up. they come in colors like pink, green, blond, white, red, pink, purple, blue, and orange. they’ll look s-xy on anyone! even if you think you are ugly.
today, i used jerome russell color spray. it was red and he told me i looked cute.
an individual (usually male) who must be in total control of the situation. often ruling with an iron fist by means of vulgar slander and verbal/physical abuse. a comongoose can be spotted out by the loudest one in a room. this peculiar species of human has a diet consists of burger king and can expell […]
a person who can’t clean without complaining. kim: i seriously just can’t stand cleaning! kris: yeah i hate it too! kim: yep, we’re total compleaners.
to engage contact with a goat in a virtual world. i was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it’s immanent doom.
incredibly awesome beyond any other description. not only can it get digits, it can create them. crom is so dongt-ts. getdigit is very dongt-ts.
a half handjob, half bagtag. usually performed under hammed circ-mstances when the woman’s decision making is poor. unfortunatly, when told to go faster the woman speeds up and smashes your nuts to peices. also known as the hj(handjob) hodge. “man, she was giving me a handjob last night but her dumb-ss friend told her to […]