Colorado Slurpee
while having a three way, you shoot your baby yogurt inside the lady’s b-tthole. after you pull out, the other girl inserts a straw into the -sshole of the girl you j-zzed in, and proceeds to suck the c-m out of her -n-s.
“so these girls asked me if i ever performed a colorado slurpee and said no. it was disgusting and also the weirdest three-way i’ve ever had.”
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