similar to going on a blind date, but you know your date’s name.
man: hey you seem like matt’s type!
woman: who’s matt?
man: a friend of mine. i’ll set you two up on a colorblind date.
- baby daddy mama
the mother of yo baby daddy. your child’s grandmother on the paternal side. overheard at the mall… q: who watchin little ray ray while you at the cub? a: he wit his baby daddy mama. a child’s paternal grandmother. neeecie-c’mon girl let’s go clubbin, go drop lil’ boo at his babydaddymama crib.
- come on lads!!!
1.shouted (at enormous volume) when first realising it is kicking off, firstly to let your boys know that “those other c-nts arent getting away with this”, and also, to: strike the fear of death into their very soles. aided greatly by the consumption of premium lager (preferably stella). 2.screamed at the television, whilst in the […]
like a communist, but really cool. like, jeff k cool. orderin’ m-1’s to keep the communizzays bizzay!
conaster n from latin c-m, with + greek astron, star – literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety. there were several conasters in my life that i cannot recall without […]
- download a backlog
doing a large and delayed bowel motion i’m just going to download a backlog