Columbian Stiffy
when you wake up with a morning b-n-r and you have to sh-t and pee at the same time, so you sit down to shyt but your morning b-n-r wont fit into the toilet.
friend: yo, wheres your bathroom?
me: in the back to the left.
friend: fool there is p-ss everywhere!!!
me: i couldn’t help it man… i had a columbian stiffy this morning!
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