Columbus Crabcake


based on the great city of columbus, in and not columbus, oh. the columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while sh-tting on her chest.
my girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.

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