comfy cuffs


padded handcuffs, used in s-x when one of persons wants to feel in control or dominated. usually pink.
buddha “man this one little nympho i hooked up with this summer made me put her in comfy cuffs, just so she could get off!”

abraham “dude that so doesn’t top the chick that wanted to pierce my b-lls while i was doing her!”

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