commander in theif
george bush, after his douchetard brother jeb manipulated the florida ballot count in dubya’s favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions american citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our f-cking votes actually count for something more than a poor man’s -ss rag. for more information on the florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for doc-mentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the republicans and f-cking chimp-like bloodline of the bushes.
“hail to the cheif, our commander in theif” a twenty year old protester shouted, just before george bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86’d voting ballots.
the man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. this might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. this person is usually referred to as the “commander in chief” and/or “president of the united states”. but we all know that if they aren’t banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.
the commander in theif couldn’t steal a pretzel if he tried.
1) the term for every american president after bush number one.
2) bill gates.
3) ninja leader.
hail to the commander and theif.
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