(verb) when one of your b-st-rd nosy mysp-ce friends reads your comments and reads your other friend’s responses to gain knowledge in the name of gossip.
friend: i know that you’re dating that girl suzy.
you: who told you?
friend: i saw your mysp-ce.
you: have you been commentspying? i’m gonna block you now
the belief that the const-tution is a perfect and totally infallible doc-ment. also the belief that the const-tution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn’t “hurt” anyone else, at least as long it doesn’t seem to hurt anyone else in libs’ eyes. also, they take their interpretation of the […]
- holy dali lama
a word you sust-tute for “holy sh-t!!!” when your talking in a mock indian accent. holy dali lama!!! that man just robbed my liquor store!!!
- cooking books
books black kids never wanted to read. “it’s some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read ’em” -tyler, the creator
- late shave
when a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not. co-worker: “mornin’ tim, say…are you starting a beard?” tim: “naw, just a late shave.”
name for a small town in the middle of nowhere. bob: i live in baltimore, what about you? jane: oh, i live in moosecrotch.