Commissues
the act of being incapable to fulfill or hold a vow, promise, or pledge to a significant other.
girl 1: johnny is such a f-ckboy . he keeps wanting to hookup, but won’t make me his girlfriend.
girl 2: giiiirl, he definitely has commissues!
the act of being incapable to fulfill or hold a vow, promise, or pledge to a significant other.
girl 1: johnny is such a f-ckboy. he keeps wanting to hookup, but won’t make me his girlfriend.
girl 2: giiiirl, he definitely has commissues!
Read Also:
- will morris
a pretty f-cking tall guy that has a long and skinny d-ck usually. has a weird -ss funny voice. rich as f-ck. likes to jack off in his sauna. gets money f-cks b-tches. “omg will morris’s d-ck felt so good last but it didn’t even leave a gaping hole cause it’s so skinny” “will morris’s […]
- aasf
annoying as f-ck i cannot stand when people drive too slow!!! aasf
- Married Goggles
this is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutal aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of -ss for the rest of there miserable lives […]
- walleye wave
similar to a whoopsie wave, a walleye wave is a misinterpreted wave you receive based upon you thinking that the person with the walleye is looking at you. i was talking to amy at the party and galen motioned me over with his hand. i walked over to galen and asked him “what’s up?” i […]
- Norwegian Keel
the norwegian keel is the female version of the dutch rudder or belgian rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement. let’s watch those hot chicks get their norwegian keel on