commit jewicide
the act of killing oneself in a manner in which references h-tler’s hatred for the jews. in this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one’s neck. then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
tom: “dude, mark just told me that i’m not invited to his bar mitzvah!”
you: “he said that to me too! that f-ggot should commit jewicide”
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