Committing
the more modern form of ‘dating’, where one person asks another to be their boyfriend of girlfriend, and then from that point they think they’re in love. there are tons of hurt feelings in the event of an early break off, as well as a late one. unlike traditional dating where the two may decide not to see each other after a few dates.
“will you go out with me?”
“sure.”
“awesome! i love you.”
“i love you too”
“dude, what happened between angela and mark?”
“they broke up. i told them committing was a bad idea, but they didn’t listen.”
committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing c-ms, vomits, and sh-ts themselves in a convulsive manner. usually done after partic-p-ting in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.
dude: guy last night i slept with this hideous b-tch!
guy: what did you do?
dude: i looked at her and committed all over the place.
guy: legendary committing action!!!
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