Commodus Interruptus
when you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work
i was sitting in the sh-tter at work checking pokémon go when some dude came in and pulled a total commodus interruptus on my -ss. i had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.
#toilet #commode #sh-t #interruptus
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