communal girlfriend

(noun) 1. a c-m dumpster with benefits.
2. a girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. one must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the “fake girlfriend” status lest someone would actually want to date her.
guy a: “dude, she made me dinner and let me f-ck her raw dog last night”

guy b: “she made me waffles today and sucked my d-ck.”
guy c: “communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. hopefully i can get some cookies and -n-l s-x from our communal girlfriend!”
a girl who is commited to a small community or group of boys
mark and cameron greeted their communal girlfriend cindy with a hug

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