Complain-Bragging
when someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. a way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.
she was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don’t match her outfit.
he said “i hate that i have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job” – what a complain-bragger!
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