puffwhacker


someone who has his d-ck in one hand and an electric cigarette in the other. the best part is no ashes will burn his manly pee pee.
shannon likes that her husband sean is a puffwhacker which means she gets to sleep without having to put out or worry about the sheets catching on fire.

sean enjoys a little late night puffwhacking. he is the 2012 marlboro man.

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