compulingus
compulingus (kom peu ling us) noun. oral s-x using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the v-g-n- from a distance.
the j-panese just came out with this new computerized rubber p-ssy. you can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
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