doesn’t register, not making sense, confusing, r-t-rded, aboboed
“i was driving along the highway and saw a trans-s-xual walking her dog on the side…sh-t doesn’t compute in my head”
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the act of talking, gaming, tumblring, or any other internet activity using a computer
me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!

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