Con Mafia
the group of people you see at every single convention you go to in one state. they have friends who work at every convention and run most of the pre-con meetups. if you offend them in some way, they will make it so you never want to go to a convention ever again as long as they are going to be their.
man 1: i need to find a way to please the con mafia.
man 2: why? what did you do?
man 1: i didn’t save all four of them a seat form closing ceremony at the last con i was at.
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