this is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. it is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.
fred: hey, i think mike is getting sick. i was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.
bill: naw, man, that’s just a condemnation cough.
- Cone of Hyperbole
the yellow/red graphic “cone” on a weather map when a hurricane is far, far away that includes hundreds and hundreds of miles of coastline and causes tv meteorologists to go nuts and needlessly alarm the general population. area residents from miami to brownsville should begin to take precautions as we don’t know where this potentially […]
adj. when people on facebook become so desperate for to be part of the ‘top news’ or try to receive an exceeding amount of likes on their status update that they ask ‘like for a confession’ kareem: dude that girl said she would tell me a confession if i liked her status! andrew: dude cant […]
the strange phenomenon where all of your close friends become an extended family where “blood lines” overlap and make absolutely no sense to the people involved or those observing from a sane vantage point. friend 1: i have 3 moms, one of them being male, 4 daughters (1 adopted), my stepmom is also my sister, […]
a sense of total confusion. when your are both confused and muddled by a situation, like when there is alot going on around you and its hard to concentrate or know where to go and what to do. trying to find my way around my new school totally confussled me coz i didnt know where […]
- confuzzled love
you love someone, but dont know why. you love someone, but you dont know why because you see nothing good in the person, so you are confuzzled about it and confuzzled is a cross between puzzled and confused. therefore it means confuzzled love.