Condesa
a trendy neighborhood in mexico city. it has nice parks, lots of good restaurants and bars, and art deco buildings. unfortunately, as a result, one finds many snooty argentinians who either live there- five packed into a one bedroom apartment because they can’t pay the rent-or work there at cafes, and walk around in between casting interviews for commercials p-ssing off the local population with their pseudo-european commentary on mexicans and mexico in general.
american: “who is that blond b-tch with the fake tan that’s arguing with the waiter about the tab?”
mexican: “oh, it’s just some argentenian actor wanna be. they all have fake tans and are cheap. you’ll get used to her after you’ve lived in the condesa for about a week.”
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