condom cake
the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.
the “f-cker” has woken up to find a condom caked to his w-ng.
i f-cked her last night then p-ssed out and woke up to a condom cake.
a girl that has had more condoms in her than annabel chong
“last night we all got together and g-ngb-nged that sl-t… totally made her -ss a condom cake!”
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