condom swimmer

a small p-n-s. a p-n-s that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not normal sized hard-ons
a p-n-s slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers – the sperm cells.
scott: “hey bill, did you see max in the shower, i couldn’t help be notice, he was washing his c-ck, i thought it was his f-cking baby finger…i nearly exploded laughing…what can you do with that little stub?!”
bill: “yea i know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a f-cking condom swimmer!”

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