condoments
sometimes referred to as flavoured lubricants, condoments are designed to add a twist to s-x play. many condoments are marketed as “low calorie” and “sugar free” and come in a variety of flavours or additives to increase or decrease sensation during s-xual activities.
condoments can make oral s-x more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one’s mouth. it is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
samantha: “my boyfriend always expects bl-wj-bs and i want to make him feel good, but i just don’t like the taste…”
tracy: “i’ve got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, i only use the wet watermelon one…”
a condominium unit that used to be an apartment; a living unit in an apartment-to-condominium conversion project.
my landlord decided to cash out so now i’m living in a condoment.
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