condomize
verb: to apply a condom. a neo-s-xy safe s-x word.
“they love it when you condomize them with your mouth.”
“hold on, let me condomize ya.”
to condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
hey! i am into you, but i don’t want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
the act of putting on a condom
bob – “i totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!”
fred – ” ha! don’t you know she has the clap? hope you remembered to condomize.
to be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.
“i only have one condom left and no money for the next week. it’s time to tighten my belt and condomize.”
to protect one’s computer with anti-virus protection
friend: what ya doing later man?
me: i got a new computer and i need to condomize it.
to add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
“my fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!”
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