Cooter Cork

can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a v-g-n-l orface.
“excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my c-rs-at. do you have some sort of cooter cork?”

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