confirmanality
a state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants -n-l s-x from you. known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.
girl: “okay, you can sodomize me.”
guy: “yabadabadoooo!!!! heeeeeere’s johnny!”
(this dude is experiencing confirm-n-lity.)
girl: “ow.”
the state of knowing you have what you need!
i have a dollar so thats confirm-n-lity
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