Confuckupied


being utterly occupied in thoughts by being f-cking confused.

a contraction of “confused” and “occupied” with “f-ck” applied as an emphatic link.
a: “let’s get f-cking hammered!”
b: “not tonight, i’m completely conf-ckupied by this exam.”

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