abbreviation for ‘congratulations’
“jon, congrats on the rc job”
short for congratulations
person 1: i’m getting hitched soon
person 2: congrats dude
1. an abbreviated version of the word “congratulations”.
congrats on your promotion!
congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an instagram or facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. “congrats” is another way of telling someone that they are a f-ck.
girl 1: i’m having a party, but you’re not invited.
girl 2: congrats!
-girl walks by in high-waisted shorts-
guy: congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don’t even cover your -ss!
-scrolling through a girl’s instagram or facebook newsfeed-
girl 1: congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
girl 2: congrats on your pounds of makeup!
used to congratulate someone on a mediocre achievement.
one single congratulation as though what someone did was cool, but not worth some celebration.
congratulation on learning to spell onomatopoeia.
ooh looks like you got 1 full side on that rubix cube… congrat bro.
a dirty s-x orgy with fire dispersed throughout the playing field. fire can be anywhere and in any form, as long as everybody is sweating profusely. dawg, i saw tara party hopping in i.v. when she walked into a firejam. the next day she was in a wheelchair with third degree burns.
giving a girl a swirly while f-cking her doggystyle in the bathroom i totally gave that sorority sl-t a firly at the kegger last night.
when your daughter is raised with the world at her fingertips in a great home and still goes out and makes a p-rn, becomes a stripper or finds some other s-xual way to embar-ss the entire family like montana fishburne. (lawrence fishburne’s daughter) man my daughter is 12 and my main goal is to stop […]
never getting your prize from club live. a word used to f-ck with noobs. i botted with ichc on club live and now i’m flagged and won’t get my mother f-cking prize! fml. am i flagged if i got an error while using cbx? yes you’re f-cking flagged. someone is banned from doing something. “he […]
dumb-ss, stupid, slow, r-t-rd, ignorant. actin’a pf-cka all of the sudden.