one who sits at night for hours on end stroking their tiny, shriveled up epeen while thinking of ways to make himself appear “cool” to his virtual friends.
conkerlol (shattered hand, horde)
- controlling ex boyfriend
a previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion. the controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you’ve been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you’ve been hanging out with. the controlling ex boyfriend might not […]
- tongue loving
use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts. hey jimmy, i just got out of the shower. you wanna give me some tongue loving?
- loose gooch
the definition of a loose gooch is when a guy is getting pounded in the -ss and the guy doing the f-ck-ng pulls out consecutively. the gooch is then repeatedly pounded like pizza dough with a sledge hammer. g-d, dygert gave me such a pounding i have a loose gooch. i pounded dygerts tight lil […]
- tool off
to move somewhere billy: liz tooled off to london arthur: and she tooled back. i saw her this morning! when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool did you hear that brad won the tool off against jake? he got 30 style points for his oakleys
- cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
this meme is used to make fun of peoples bs storys. dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part. dougiewouggie – i lost my virginity to megan fox and then she sucked me off while i was asleep. stephon – cool story bro, tell me the part about […]