how to be a true playa. knowing how to become the man that a woman is wanting to be with to the point that you can convert instantaneously and get to making sweet love before you move on to the next one.
man, he sho’ is a conkryte.
- Cool Pretzel
something infinitely cool or awesome. also can be referred to as “crepzel”. dodo- i won that drawing compet-tion on the weekend. flay- cool pretzel mate! temple_of_pwn_1337- “hey dude i taught myself how to play the recorder with my nose” dragon_slayer- “that’s pretty crepzal!”
to copkill: (verb) not denoting the shooting of policemen, but rather used in video games such as halo. usually used in high-action (or power) situations. copkiller: (noun) refers to the magnum weapon from halo. when used in dual-wield mode this is known as dual copkillers. dual copkillers: dual-wielding 2 copkillers and unleashing on somebody’s -ss. […]
process of simultaneous explosion and implosion. intense but without any measurable effects to the outside world. i was about to sneeze but it ended up with an intense emplosion.
a distant friend with whom one feels a constant and guided company in their day-to-day activities. this companionship is tangible and complete, independent of distance (be it physical or emotional) that may exist between emphasite and host. an emphasite is a dear friend that will always live just under your skin. jiminy cricket would always […]
- Foothill Ranch
small city in orange county, ca. middle of nowhere. populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys. harold: where do you live? oswald: ugh. foothill ranch. a rich-kid small town where kids and adults get whatever they want. girls are sl-ts and the guys think they are the sh-t. the houses are big and their first […]