when you misspell canon
it was conon, oops i meant canon
if you are a boy. you will be the most awesomeness boy on earth. he is very handsome and very popular and famous. he is very sporty and very good at music. if you meet him, you will be the luckiest human being on earth. he is very kind and friendly. he will always make […]
- swapping tongues
when one trades tongues with another person. daniel: did you see mike and molly swapping tongues behind the bleachers after school!? shawna: ew!
- chinese blue b*lls
when you’ve been craving chinese food and your friend promises she’ll go with you…. then bails. grace and i had been planning on going to pf changs for months. when we finally picked a date she ghosted me! now i’m stuck with chinese blue b-lls!
- fix it vixen
a woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person. man: my partner is so gorgeous. man2: i thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance… man: she’s a fix-it vixen.
the political ideology of theresa may the conservative british prime minister. her practices are unpopular with the british people and often criticized for being authoritarian. mayism is the new british conservatism! the political ideology of theresa may the conservative british prime minister. her practices are unpopular with the british people and often criticized for being […]