consarnit
consarnit is a truly wonderful word with the connotation that something negative has just happened. it’s essentially the equivalent of saying “d-mnit”.
consarnit, i just dropped a hammer on my toe!
d-mn this and the whole of its properties fully to the nethrest regions of h-ll.
a: could you perchance inform me of the time? i suspect i am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
b: i regret to inform that the time of day has far surp-ssed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. in other words, they just closed.
a: con sarn it!
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