the act of procrastinating while attempting to study for academic finals.
dude, what are you doing?
eh, i’m so consnarfulating right now. i have all these finals, but i really don’t wanna study for them.
- constantinople (istanbul)
the city which connects europe to asia (since europe is smaller) which is under control of the turkish republic(it is named istanbul now, not constantinople) it has the golden horn and the bosphorus. it has been conquered in the 1453 by the turks by superior tactics (read how before you rage) unlike the “popular” belief […]
- construction cutf*ck
when some dipsh-t knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a construction cutf-ck. i was having a great day until that “construction cutf-ck” made me slam on […]
a merge between contagious and delicious. can be used to describe really hot hookers that may have an std. you know you shouldnt but you just cant help yourself. i should have used a rubber mate but that hoe was too contagilicious!
- contra alto clarinet
contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. they are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome b-ss section. they’re way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are. crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and […]
- contra flip
the contra flip is a jump that, when preformed correctly, you are spinning forward the whole time while in the air from the time you leave ground till you return. the contra flip can be found in the konami game series contra. greg: holy sh-t! tom just did a f-ck-ng contra flip! tommy: tom is […]