a person that loves, secretly worships conspiracy theory’s.
“jay, have you heard of the conspiracy of eminem and ariana grande?”
“lol, nah son.”
“d-mn, you non conspiracyest!”
- all american tuesday
when you’re in the restaurant industry and all the random beans, guats and other -ssorted minorities are off for the day…generally on a tuesday hey bro, how’s your day? great man it’s all american tuesday…even though we have no dishwashers or line cooks, we are having a great day for some reason
a word used when someone’s joke is sh-t. the term is derived from the word sh-t and joke (sh-oke). karrar: i’m tired emi: go to sleep then you carpet salesman karrar: shoke the act of smoking a cigarette with taking a sh-t. i burned my nuts ashing while taking a shoke this morning a distinct […]
- patty mole
a mole on pale white skin that looks like the top part of a oatmeal cream pie. i was h-tting her from the back and i looked down and she had a patty-mole on her -ss.
carbison’s are strong independent people. they care a lot about their loved ones and even more about their families. they have old souls and speak volumes of wisdom. if you ever find anyone with the last name carbison be sure to befriend them. carbison sure can get the job done right!
- crocodile w*nk
the term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else’s. nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a crocodile w-nk in […]