constabation
when one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to m-st-rb-t- which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (-n-l leakage is also common during the process of constabation).
4 people in a hot tub:
judy: wow this is relaxing.
patty: yeah it sure is.
joe: mike! what the h-ll are you doing?
mike: oh man sorry guys. i haven’t sh-t in five days so i’m practicing the fine art of constabation. to tell you the truth i am very aroused at the moment to the point where i feel as though i might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.
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