Constipated fart
the inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the -n-s.
warning– -the deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
i didn’t know if i had a constipated fart or not, so i sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. therefore, i pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.
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