constipation sneeze
the act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
jack: i have to take a dump babe.
jill: okay, just hurry. the movie starts in 2 minutes
-jack returns after 1:30-
jill: that was quick. why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
jack: i had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
jill: awh honey i’m so proud of you!
-lives happily ever after-
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