when someone on im appears to be typing, but no words come out. you will see the “_____ is typing a message,” but no message appears for a long while. often message is shorter than would be expected by the time it took to type it.
ron was having a bad case of contextpation while im the other day.
- Local Hot
a person who is only considered hot because of their location. ashley is local hot compared to these girls!
- bangers and mash
bangers = small spicy sausages mash = potatoes mashed anyone care for some bangers and mash? the contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the t-rds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll. “cinders and ashes, thomas, your coaches are a disgrace”, cried the fat controller. “there’s soot […]
- Fat C
1.n. a large heavenly body, with common tendancy to set his alarm clock to 9:59pm. this has been clinically attributed to the fact that applebees begins serving half off appetizers at a coinciding time. often mistaken for a sasquatch or the elmer’s glue cow. often mistakes himself for a bodybuilder. 2.n. a fat, living, breathing […]
- Bar Music
music that makes you want to dance, sing, and party. music that -doesn’t- make you want to cry in your beer, look for a rope and a chair, or walk into the nearest f-cking river. (so-o-o-o-o hard to do this and pick a genre that everybody will understand, so i’m going back to day 1. […]
- Barney Meeting
a mental masturbation meeting with no objective or clear path to combined revenue. “we love you, you love us, we are happy… to do nothing”. typically -ssembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be […]